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Catch the Sperm

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Written by: klamkilla

Over the years there have been games based off of

things you wouldn't usually associate with

gaming. We have had farming games, dancing games,

and dating games. The game I am about to review

today however, takes the term "original concept"

to a whole new level. So without further adieu I

give you my review for "Catch the Sperm" which is

available on PC via a download off of GameSpy.com.

Graphics - The game has very crisp graphics. The

inside of the birth canal is pretty detailed

with bubbles and mung aplenty. The sperm is highly

detailed complete wit wiggling tails. Also the

other STDs (including AIDS) are all uniquely

rendered.

Sound - The sound in this game is lifted directly

from a 70's porno flick. It has that cheesy porno

music that we all know and love. The music is

very appropriate while you are bagging some sperm.

All of the sound effects are funny too. There is

the sound of a guy moaning in pleasure, the sound

of the AIDS virus being trapped in a condom, and

the woo-hoo of a sperm as it alludes your condom

gun.

Gameplay - The game is a 1 level side scrolling

shooter. You take the role of a condom loaded

tube that has to stop all of the sperm and STDs

from reaching the ovaries. You do this by firing

condoms at the different objects. Each condom

fired costs 50 points, but you get the points

back (and then some) for each successful capture.

If a sperm or STD gets by you it's game over.

After you beat the game you have the option of

uploading your high scores to a website and the

person with the highest weekly score wins a free

catch the sperm mouse pad shaped like a condom.

Control - The control is tight and responsive. You

use the left mouse button to shoot condoms and you

move by moving the mouse up or down, no rocket

science here.

Gameplay: 3.5
Graphics: 4.0
Sound: 4.5
Value: ---
Control: 4.5

Final Score: 4.0   (out of 5)