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Bugs Bunny vs. Bucky O'Hare: Bunny Bloodbath

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Written by: DarkWadeX

Poor Bucky O'Hare, life wasn't treating him well at all. His show was cancelled after only one season and his toys were all recalled due to toxic chemicals. He was reduced to merely sitting on his ass all day, watching other rabbits covet the fame and adulation that was truly his.



All of this lead to Bucky going insane with envy...so insane he began killing every cartoon rabbit he saw. You don't even want to know what he did to Buster Bunny... Soon Bucky had killed them all EXCEPT the most famous bunny of all, Bugs. So with murderous glee, Bucky loaded up his Ryder wagon and headed to Hollywood to butcher Bugs.





(On the set of a cartoon)



Bugs: What's Up Doc?



(Bucky busts in armed to the teeth with bazookas, uzis, just about everything)



Bucky: Aye, I'll tell ya what's up, my bazooka up your fuzzy ass!!!

Bugs: Ewww, you can spread diseases that way.

Bucky: Shut up you jerk!! Bunnies like you ruined my life!

Bugs: Who are you anyway?

Bucky: Captain Bucky O'Hare you basta...hey do you have any wood polisher?

Bugs: All out.

Bucky: Should have known... well it is your time to die...



(Picks up his bazooka)



Bucky: Time to die you furry freak!

Bugs: Come on Bucky, let me take you to a half way house...

Bucky: That did it, die!!!!



(Bucky drops the bazooka on his foot and misfires, hitting Elmer Fudd by accident)



Bucky: Is he gonna be ok?

Bugs: I dont think so, his upper torso isn't there anymore....

Bucky: The big headed bastard shouldn't have been in my way. Now...



(Hoists the bazooka up again)



Bucky: Time to die you big nosed jerk!!!!



(Bugs, as always, plays a carrot in the shaft of the gun)



Bugs: This always works, heh. It will fire backwards and kill this guy. Go ahead and fire Bucky!



(Bucky fires, splattering Bugs entrails all over the set.)



Bucky: I did it! I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!!!





And from that day on Bucky was the biggest bunny star in the world, and to ensure that he mutilated all who stood in his way. He lived a long and happy life until he one day slipped getting out of the shower and broke his neck on the toilet. He proceeded to get his ass kicked daily by all the rabbits he killed once in hell.



The End!