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Klams Killa: The Guy That Just Won't Leave

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Written by: DarkWadeX

The Black Hole is meant to be entertainment, and as such should not be taken seriously. It is fiction. Any and all opinions stated here do not refelect NBrid as a whole. Not meant to be read by anyone under the age of 17 as usual.





Hey peeps and welcome to another Special Edition of the Hole. The upper brass have been voicing their displeasure with these past SE but aside from them, all the other responses are, as always, kind and overwhelmingly positive. Just proves the Hole is for the people and not the asses.



With all that said, today I present a special interview I conducted just yesterday with Klams Killa, a guy who made his first appearance on the boards some 8 months ago and disappeared after one post. However, just recently he returned and has caused quite a commotion on the boards. So I decided to find out who he is and ultimatly, just what the hell is he so angry about?



Wade: Ok here we are with a guy that has been making quite a presence on the boards lately, Klams Killa. Hello Klams.

Klams Killa: Hello Wade, feel free to call me asshole if you like.

Wade: OK asshole. First off give the people some background info on yourself.

Klams Killa: Well I'm basically a prick who enjoys fucking with people.

Wade: That brings up my next question, why are you so angry?

Klams Killa: That's funny, everyone thinks I'm angry....I'm not...I'm amused. I think it's funny that being an asshole can lead to people thinking you are angry.

Wade: So, in a way, NBrid is your game. You play them like an all night game of Pong down at the Y.

Klams Killa: Not really, I used to enjoy NBrid in the beginning, late night trivia, no clan bullshit.....it was fun. Then something went wrong, I'm not sure when it happened, but I'll just blame the first server switch since that's when NBrid started going downhill.

Wade: The next logical question would be what has possessed you to start this?

Klams Killa: Possessed me to start what, my tirade?

Wade: Yes.

Klams Killa: Well it was you my friend, when you told me that I was no longer an NBrid (which is it just me or does that almost seem like it would be pronounced InBred.)

Wade: My next question is something I think we all want to know your answer to, is Klam gay or is he just a dumbass?

Klams Killa: Well unlike you I don't totally hate Klam, I jus think he can be an ass at times. For example the night that you originally quit NBrid (story coming soon!) I just think things went overboard, it's ok for Kevin Smith to do dick and fart jokes, but when you do it, it's not funny...at least according to him.

Wade: Yes Fuck Klam in his dumb mansex loving ass. Now why dont you give us some info on your long awaited article that Hy kicked you out of Nbrid unfairly while you were working to finish it.

Klams Killa: Well it was basically an article detailing your leaving and eventually rejoining of NBrid.....unfortunately around the time I started this article I started to have a life. Therefore I have not had the time to work on like I would like to....but I guarantee I will finish it someday and it will be posted somewhere....

Wade: OK now, which is the best Evil Dead movie and why?

Klams Killa: of course Evil Dead II, it was the best of both worlds, comedy and horror. And it succeeded at that. It's not easy to pull off a great horror-comedy and Raimi and Campbell did it with Evil Dead II. Evil Dead was straight up horror, Army Of Darkness was more of a comedy and mix the, together....you get Evil Dead II.....love the Anchor Bay dvd as well....next question

Wade: I agree fully, now I think the final question is, what are your future plans?

Klams Killa: My future plans are to write so articles and have NBrid publish them as non-member contributions and I also plan on continuing to post on the boards...therefore making myself the most active non-member on the boards. I also plan on pissing people off and belittling others for my own amusement.

Wade: ok, well I want to thank Klams Killa for fitting us into his busy....lmao...sorry, schedule. Any parting words?

Klams Killa: I just want to thank the members of NBrid who supported me in my struggle...essentially you, but Bone defended some things in my infamous second post, so he's ok as well....other than that, I have nothing to say except if you haven't bought the best cd of 2001, Tenacious D...go get it NOW damnit!!

Wade: well thanks again.



There you have it. Hope you guys enjoyed it and I'll be back soon with the long awaited A Boy and His Blob 2: Judgement Day.....