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Worst Presents Ever, or Worst IRC Server Ever?

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Written by: MrBot

I present to you this week, a horrible display of what goes on in #hybrid.
This was sent to me by an anonymous email. I cut out some of the unneeded
parts to focus on the main story. I don't know what this conversation
was about, but you all should be ashamed of yourselves.

<klamkilla> yeah but could you imagine comming home
and finding some guy fucking your dog in the ass

<PuppetPal> could you imagine fuckin your grandpa?

<Hybrid> but what about walking home only to see your naked grandpa
smiling at you, telling you to give him your finger?

<PuppetPal> Hy said it for me

<PuppetPal> The Grandpa one is sicker

<PuppetPal> Tohma may I ask you a question

<SG-Tohma> yes

<PuppetPal> What is sicker, fuckin your grandpa or fuckin your
dog?

<klamkilla> which is worse fucking a dog in the ass or fingering
your grandpa

<Hybrid> its not just fingering him

<PuppetPal> he fucks the grandpa as well

<Hybrid> thats only part of it

<klamkilla> well he doesnt just fuck a dog

<PuppetPal> lmfao

<klamkilla> he fucks a gay pirate too

<SG-Tohma> what are you talkin about?

<klamkilla> this is really the worst convo we have ever had

<PuppetPal> Grandpa is acoustic

<PuppetPal> which makes it sicker

<SG-Tohma> lol song about fuckin a dog?and fingerin grandpa? that
probably some fun shit

<SuperBall> shit I gotta git gwine to ny crib

<PuppetPal> not just fingering Tohma he fucks him has well

<SG-Tohma> well now its realy funny

<PuppetPal> SO what do you think Tohma?

<SG-Tohma> i think its equal

<PuppetPal> Fuckin Grandpa or fuckin the dog, which is sicker?

<SG-Tohma> both freakin nasty

<klamkilla> nbrid- we talk about fucking dogs and the elderly

<SG-Tohma> i cant tell

<SG-Tohma> but might be that one with grandpa cause he is family

<Hybrid> with a dog, u feel guilty and wrong, with grandpa u feel
guitly, wrong, sickened even though the guy likes it, and sad because
the song says he's a fucking asshole but you still love him

If I was around, I would of mentioned the fact that making out with
an old guy with no teeth would feel extremely weird, and dogs have very
clean mouths...

You know..this column has no depth. It's always so and so was an idiot
or you all suck or Hybrid is...well next week I might try something different.
But for now I would like to talk about a couple things wrong with irc.sega.com.

We all know that irc.sega.com is quite frankly a bad server. They got
rid of botserv so now I can't go on...which is actually a good thing.
Your nickname is limited to 9 characters, rooms are always taken over,
and worst of all, people are always banned for no reason. Everyone stuck
with AOL has to suffer no irc on top of the crappy ISP and slow browser.
Admins have been a problem for the longest time in this server. There
are about 2 helpful people in #help..a day. Don't bother emailing them
when you're klined because they never listen. The people that cause all
the shit on a server are never the ones to suffer. They always have a
2nd ISP lined up to come right back, but everyone else using that ISP
has to suffer because of them...Now you might say...MrBot, I always thought
of you to be a heartless pain in the ass with less moral compassion than
a drunk Hitler...well to this I can simply say, it's because some AOLers
can't get on IRC that I get tons of IM's from the most annoying ppl. Like
this one guy with NBrid in his name bitching and moaning about how no
one ever does their columns (probably because this one is late). I don't
need all you losers IMing me! God I never should of posted my name in
that last Me Presents. So please...whoever is in charge of that damned
server...stop klining ppl for no reason. I already have 20 ppl on ignore.

This has got to be the worst Me Presents I've done..maybe I should start
a new column with just conversations with 1 brid a week...but obviously
no one would be smart enough to say, Hey maybe I can post in the boards
what I think..no wait, I'm in NBrid so Im not SUPPOSED to be active. Well
that's all for this week...oh one more thing...

Bootable offense of the week

*Putting sand in your vagina*