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Medal of Honor: Bacon

From our good pal GreenDay, aka Sum 41, you get not one, but TWO stories for the price of one click! A review of Medal of Honor: Allied Assault (PC) and something about bacon. Sweet, sweet bacon!

Submission by GreenDay

•• Medal of Honor: Allied Assault ••

Yeah so heres a quick Green rundown of this game. I realize its a year old, but hey, so is your momma. Im really only deciding to write a brief review of it cause its more or less the only on-line PC game I own other than Star craft..which I was conned into buying buy Hybrid. *shakes fist*. If youve played any of the console MOH's then youll more than likley know the rundown of the schematics and what not of the SP modes other than the various PC control tweaks. Which I hated at first but eventually learned to only hate more. I think the game shines in multiplayer cause its great and you can run around and talk kill things and be like woot woot you died and stuff. And uh lets see here they make custom maps and skins and such just like any other game and uh I play it so you know the funness level is raised by 10 billion. I think everyone should rush out and buy it for a grand old time.

•• Bacon ••

Ah Bacon. God's gift to hearts. Im going to write a small scoop about my life with bacon. Ever since I was a small Green I was always fed bacon because it is apparently relativley cheap and easily prepared. However I did not prefer the fatty bacon of my fathers. Oh no that bacon is far too nasty and fatty, for you see I just dont enjoy the taste of greasy bacon fat as much as the average bear, so I always had eaten my bacon Well Done. I know a guy named Brandon whos mother once fixed him a whole pound of bacon that he consumed in the 3rd grade. 3RD GRADE. How old are third graders? like 5? man thats alotta bacon. Well anyways over the years ive become a bit of a bacon conossuier. The well done bacon doesnt please me any mroe beause theres not enough flavor. Also, I find that the thicker bacon varities are the ones that suit me best. And bacon is NEVER best prepared in a microwave. Ew.