NBrid

Our visitors suck!

That's right. I'm looking at you. Plain and simple, you suck. And hard. I don't care if this costs us viewership (which at last count was up to 4.2!), this needs to be said. I just don't get it. What the hell is wrong with you people?!

There have been too many lovey-dovey Nintendo/DS/Wii posts of late, and I think people have started to think Nbrid is nothing but a happy-go-lucky Nintendo fanboy pandering internet destination. I need to remind people that really we are a group of bitter, jadded, emo punks. So when I look at what visitors think of us, I want to scream.

Here's a random rundown of recent search engine search strings that lead people to our humble home. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Please take your bad taste in music elsewhere. Thanks.

I tried calling this number. It's not what you think. Remember, the 'd' is on the same key as 'f'.

I think this next guy might have the answer...

Never has this been more apt... TMI.

Whoops, I spoke too soon.

Seriously now, why the hell would you click on one of our links when searching for that? Try searching for "dick sucking torkworld" next time.

DikDik!

Here's one of my favorites, "Fuck off, bitch!"

Wow, a little touchy now arn't we. I think you deserve the award for...

See what I did there:)

I didn't know the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter had moods? Huh. Live and learn.

Do I really want to know what you're searching for?

No.

How many times must I say it? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

I'm really hoping you don't mean a female dog. I can't take any more of this shit.

You knew we couldn't go a whole month without one of these.

Or these...

Or these.

{{bone slaps his forehead and shakes his head}}

That's a song called Asshole by Dennis Leary. Look into it.

You know who blows hard? Everyone of you mother fucks who didn't watch Arrested Development. Thanks.

Okay. Done.

Who's that?

It's stops. STOPS Tickin! You dumb mother fucker.

Good question. Psydd?

All I know is that #1 is The Goonies.

I suggest faking your own death, but only after you confer with this next guy...

I recommend watching Simpsons episode 3F06.

I think you forgot to add "is a fucking fag". Not that I think that. Just judging how most of you sick fucks think, I'm assuming you meant to add that.

Dude. Seriously.

At least someone here is in a positive mood. I need to change that.

No you didn't. Liar.

Sigh.

LOL!!111 I see what you did there.

I know I sure feel like slapping someone...

I recommend either Atomic Records on the east side (as seen on Billy Corgan's T-Shirt on the Pisces Iscariot CD) or any of the Exclusive Company shops throughout Wisconsin. Both are pretty cool, but if you're ever in St. Louis. Be sure to check out Vintage Vinyl in the Loop.

I was going to avoid any with HIM in them (a.k.a. the top reason our visitors suck), but isn't searching for 28 reasons a little odd?

I agree (and I make a living working with them).

I think what most of you need to wash is your mouth.

Retire.

IF it were still 2005, movies would include King Kong, Star Wars Ep. III, War of the Worlds, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire, and my personal favorite, Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I don't know what to say, except fuck you too.

Exactly what were you hoping to find by searching for that?

I feel sorry for the kid working on a term paper but instead finds out why the correct answer is "Freaked Out and Small".

Wouldn't you go to, I don't know, penny-arcade.com to look for that?

How low we have sunk...