Like Cockroaches And Woody Allen....

[TheVulgarAvenger]

Damn, this joint is still standing...

Hey folks, good ole Wade hath returned! Please hold your boos until after the post. The reason for me post here is to announce the rivival of the Black Hole, thus giving the site 2 total writers! Aint that just spiffy!

Actually this was supposed to happen months ago but then my mum died so as you can imagine, I wasnt much in the mindset for writing stupid articles about bodily fluids. But the world is calmer, the grass is greener, and I can even write decent funny stories now {Although I still stand behind the Kirby porno article}.

But enough with the self deprecation, the new Hole will be up this Friday with the long awaited 2nd part of that NBrid vs. Cube Europe story. It maybe 2 years too late but it will be worth it... or maybe not... who knows?

Edited by: TheVulgarAvenger at: 9/22/03 7:27 pm

[nbrid]

The topic may be old news but I'll admit that article was pretty funny. There's a good chance I'll eventually read your work so good luck or something.

[BoneStormer]

Hope things are getting better, considering everything and all.

Making fun of Cube Europe will never get old. Even if the NBrid vs. CE is. I wonder how they are doing...


Most of your old articles (if not all) are still around... www.nbrid.net/search.php?query=darkwade


Oh yeah, get it right. It's up to THREE writers Psydd has done quite a few too fairly recently.

Get out, and take your Sacagawea dollars with you! I'll give you 'til three. One!

Edited by: BoneStormer  at: 9/23/03 12:12 pm

[TheVulgarAvenger]

Yeah, few do remember the Cubes but then again luckily this story works with no knowledge of them. Someone dared me to think up a sequel and after a viewing of Peter Jackson's masterpiece Dead Alive, I got the idea.

But the rather kind words from Hy are quite surprising, considering our BS filled history, it is good to see shit buried. Do check this out though, I gotta admit my stuff improved drastically after I learned of this thing called "narrative". Now if me and Klam ever pass nice words again, that could be a sign of the apocalypse... I kid I kid, the guy was never as bad as I made him out to be. Luckily I am a recovering asshole.

But yeah things have pretty much calmed down now. In actuality my mother forced me to bring back the Black Hole. While she was dying I gave her some to read and apparently she dug it far more than Klam ever did. According to her in fact, the roundtable with Mario, Dale, Hy, and the Tetroid inspired pant wetting. So in memory of my lifegiver, I bring the shittiest column ever back.

Expect some new stuff as early as today or tomorrow, I have been polishing off some nice rants about the world of pop culture as of late, it has been far too long since the last Wade bitching session. So until then...

[BoneStormer]

So Friday has come and gone... nothing. I am so disillusioned;)

Though I'm used to it being a Torkworld fan and all...

Get out, and take your Sacagawea dollars with you! I'll give you 'til three. One!

[TheVulgarAvenger]

Sorry about being late, me and my band spent the weekend rehearsing and working on some new songs so the Hole slipped my mind. Expect it up definately before tomorrow night.

[BoneStormer]

No need to apologize, I was just yankin your chain. Mainly I just wanted to take a stab at Torkworld. I can never pass up a chance to do that.

Get out, and take your Sacagawea dollars with you! I'll give you 'til three. One!