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[bonesquad]

There have only been a few days of May so far, and already I find some interesting keywords that people have used to find this place. I see that hosting our own forums has sprung up a few more (non-tupace related) Google searches....

In particular, I see quite a few looking for anime porn... I never thought about that when I made the title for that [Adult Swim] thread... heh. Well, there were a number on PSO, Paper Mario 2, and Mario Tennis; along with the usual PS3, Xbox 2, Nintendo DS crap. But how far did someone search to find us under "CNN"?

(All these since May 1st. Random selection of.)

flcl porn
jamie pressly salary (???)
literati cheats
should you have to pay to play sports
gang is danger westside pictures
adult swim porn
652 reasons why tupac is alive
mario s time machine box shot
ma-ti captain planet
playstation10
adult swim cartoon flcl porn
fly or die cd
cards badges ect.
jetset radio future free birthday cake
trigun porn
pimp my ride gamecube
necrofelia porn
naked prostitute mod gta3
new york minute website
animatrix porn
tenacious d the master works easter eggs
snake rattle roll rare
everclear minneapolis
sperm condom game
orson wells 1954
cnn
talim porn
xbox blinking red light
tarutaru pics
video game awards on spike tv
carmen nicole and gsn
randy orton fan fiction
sandshrew vs pikachu
mickey roonie (???)
physics in top gun movie
video game violence does not influence kids
crank yankers avatars
techtv x play
jenna video game
n.e.r.d you can t beat me i m a rock star
dupping on phantasy star online
c.o.r.e. computer gaming hornsby
how to do wheel spins cars
phantasy star online gamecube clan (Tork's fav)
cars that have a spoiler
pixies here comes your man meaning of the song
winamp 5 porn
celebrities with stds (???)
influenced by the pixies
samus aran vs yoshi
24 adam mole
why put a rear spoiler on front wheel drive car
nerd but not a punk lyrics
game show network carmen nicole
kirby pink thing
vash voice in wolf s rain
reno 911 lawsuit
login e username ign free
black francis it s educational
teenage mutant ninja turtles bed sheets
charles kim pixies in love
editorials road rage
pso hentai!
ocarina of time porn


Most of these are pretty tame when comparaed to what usually can be found given more time. You sure can find a lot of sick freaks by looking at these seach phrases... but maybe these boards will start a shift away from our Tupac Googlers... just hopefully not towards animie porn.

[Hybrid]

what the hell is up with all those people wanting FLCL porn? The show is wonderfully animated and making pornography out of any of the characters is just horrifically evil. Sure, all the females involved in the show are oddly attractive, but...it's just not right! Can't you people just accept fan service? This leads me to believe that these people regularly have sex with cartoons since they obviously love masturbating to their still frame bodies.

I think the mickey roonie one is in reference to my "mickey roonie's ass" comment when saying something feels like ass.

[Psydd]

[bonesquad]

Wow. Do you know what is meant by a "Google Ranking"? Basically it's what # position your site comes up in a search for a certain keyword or phrase. So if your site has a ranking of 12 for the phrase "nintendo is doomed", your site would be the second one listed on page 2 (since there are 10 listings per page). So a ranking in the top 10 (ie first page) is quite nice.

Here are a few of NBrid.net's high Google ranks... sure helps explain a few things, heh. (phrase: rank)

• final fantasy xi faq: 17 (not bad for a super outdated faq, heh)
  
• counter-strike 1.4: 17
  
• nintendo ds pics: 17
  
• spike tv video game awards: 11
  
• playstation10: 10
  
• pso duping: 10
  
• metroid prime 2 pictures: 9
  
• trigun porn: 7
  
• linspire 4.5 free: 6 (lol)
  
• tupac dead: 6 (or tupac's dead, is tupac dead, ect)
  
• tupac death: 3
  
• flcl porn: 3
  
• fithos lusec wecos vinosec: 3 (this is due to an OLD FF article)
  
• Mario Tennis 2: 3
  
• jgrf: 3
  
• forum ranks: 2 (yeah, I don't get this one either)
  
• adult swim porn: 2
  
• gsn video games: 1 (damn, too bad they cancelled that, lol)
  

There may be other high one's, but I only tested those the site stats listed as common for May so far. (And no, I didn't manually do this via Google. I downloaded a program that did it nice and fast.)

Just something to keep in mind...

[Hybrid]

Oh I'll keep it in mind. From now on we are going to have a thread about "Tupac anime porn awards" once a week. Pfft, and you all thought we needed advertising.

[bonesquad]

Here's an update for the first 16 days of June, 2004.

First, we jave a new winner! No longer does Tupac rule all, now "Reno 911" does (though if you count up every tupac related search it probably would win, but it's close).

Next, I've seen URLs used as search strings before, but how did "www.bigbootystrippers.com" lead here (Tork...)? And Conn claims it wasn't him, so then who searched for an article by his name ("death to the arcade? by conndestn")?

Then we have to list every string from perverts. Why are there so many 'porn' and 'nude' searches that lead here? Who knows...

morgan webb techtv nude
adult swim porn from cartoonnetwork
case closed porn
trigun on adult swim porn
fooly cooly porn
japanese sex game show
ps2 soul calibur 2 talim naked
soul calibur 2 cassandra porn pics
soul calibur 2 naked character code
inyasha porn
hardcore adult porn pc games
sperm mouse pad
pussy pic 2005
phantasy star porn
game sex fake nudes
porn awards
horny moms fucking young boys

And now here are some fun search strings:

kirby pajamas
webble wobble toys
can minors buy non alcoholic beer in new york
guys kissing quintuplets fox
yoshi&birdo in love
matlock expressway
burgleflickel
jostens
completly fuck t up
adam sessler t-shirt sucks
sound guy moaning
gamecube buyers are kids
g4techtv sucks
i forgot my password on icq
how to open jak and daxter box
reno 911 get up get get get down 911 is going to your town
stalwart xl hidden areas ut

Gotta love that last one... sigh, when will you learn Tork...

[Hybrid]

[ConnDestn]

Yea whats with all the porn connections?

And it wasnt me.

[Justin]

[bonesquad]

It's kinda of sad in a way... There are a number of strings related to Morgan Webb, but rarely anything about nudes. Now I know why... "P-boi" steals them all!

There really weren't that many overly interesting (read: humerous) this time. Just the trend. The trend towards porn that is. I blame Hybrid's never ending thrist for hardcore gay sex porn. Well that, and that Adult Swim thread didn't help. And threads like this where we talk about it probably don't help either...

[Hybrid]

porn sex nude good places to spam

I'm not really sure about that comment about me...I mean who actually uses search engines for porn nowadays?

[bonesquad]

[bonesquad]

Just for the reoord, the site has a new record. Well, a new keyword champ at least. For the month of August, these were the top seach engine phrases and keywords:

Phrase - hits - percent total
nintendo fusion tour 402 5.5 %
tupac s death 184 2.5 %
reno 911 166 2.3 %
halo nmp 138 1.9 %
tupac death 113 1.5 %
nintendo wallpapers 87 1.2 %
nintendo ds 64 0.8 %
forum ranks 62 0.8 %
ffxi pics 44 0.6 %
keywords - hits - percent total
nintendo 1017 3.9 %
tupac 866 3.3 %
tour 601 2.3 %
fusion 588 2.3 %
death 448 1.7 %
reno 281 1.1 %
halo 280 1 %
nmp 271 1 %
911 269 1 %
ds 261 1 %

(for the record, hits from seach engines make up about 25% of the site's traffic)

As usual, looking at the list of phrases I am remined how many perverts are out there, sigh.

legend of zelda nude xxx
nintendo adult hardcore sex or porn or xxx or gameboy
crystal chronicles nude
morgan webb topless
samus naked
tina wood nude g4tv
computer enhanced boobs
why tupac sucks ((do you have to ask why?))
i have seen 2pac he s alive he is white now
you say your a player but i fucked your wife
my girlfriend fucked my friend ((she's a ho!))
teenage mutant ninja turtle clothes
bottom eyelid twitching ((dunno why we get so many eye related questions))
moms against games
adam x-play shirt so ugly make my fall off walk out door
articles made by kids ((I'm a little insulted this lead here))
sony psp is fucked up
psp will suck balls ds rules ((is that you DonnCestn?))
mosh pit faq
i love waluigi
family guy sucks ((you suck!!))
bad ass mother 4000



And oh, I got an email saying that the domain "nbrid.us" is now available. I have 30 days to reserve first rights to the domain. An insider tells me though that I have no intention of doing so, hence it will soon be available for anyone to use.

[Hybrid]

[Psydd]

Seeing that Reno is still bringing in hits, I feel kinda off about never having done anything for the second season.