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Conan
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bonesquad
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:12 am
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No YOU'RE the lames thread ever!
Anyways, check out this shit. To summarize, Tork blew it big time. Moron. (And please note the part in bold where he gave me WRITTEN permission to post this.)
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Tork***** (12:49:51 AM): boner!
BONE------- (12:50:24 AM): torkster
Tork***** (12:50:30 AM): lol
Tork***** (12:50:51 AM): I always wanted to do this
Tork***** (12:51:00 AM): let me fulfill my dream
Tork***** (12:51:05 AM): I'm wasted lol
BONE------- (12:51:06 AM): ?
BONE------- (12:51:11 AM): loser
Tork***** (12:51:13 AM): and chatting
Tork***** (12:51:15 AM): lol
BONE------- (12:51:27 AM): what? thats a first for your pussy ass?
Tork***** (12:51:37 AM): yeah i'm such a square
Tork***** (12:51:40 AM): lol
BONE------- (12:52:23 AM): hell my dogs even done that before
Tork***** (12:52:23 AM): i recommend it, but at the same time i don't
Tork***** (12:52:26 AM): lol
BONE------- (12:52:46 AM): well stay away from msg boards... I tend to post really stupid shit... cough/
Tork***** (12:53:02 AM): but even now, I wouldn't buy a Rev or a DS
Tork***** (12:54:43 AM): i don't thinl crack or heroin would change that lol
Tork***** (12:54:51 AM): oh shit, a typo
Tork***** (12:54:53 AM): yay!
Tork***** (12:54:54 AM): lol
BONE------- (12:55:27 AM): I bet you get one by next week
Tork***** (12:55:36 AM): chicks dig me at jillian's
Tork***** (12:55:44 AM): moreso when i'm wasted lol
Tork***** (12:56:07 AM): anytime I don't show them interest they love it
Tork***** (12:56:19 AM): i was too concerned about keeping my dinner in my stomach
Tork***** (12:56:22 AM): lol
BONE------- (12:56:24 AM): cause youre soooo cool man!
Tork***** (12:56:49 AM): i could taste it trying to come back lmao
Tork***** (12:56:56 AM): TMI
Tork***** (12:57:28 AM): next thing you know, chick all over me like never before
Tork***** (12:57:49 AM): thank god i can check my spelling before hitting enter
BONE------- (12:58:41 AM): only losers care about speling
Tork***** (12:58:44 AM): lol
Tork***** (1:00:33 AM): i met this chick tonight, I haven't even heard of where she's from lol
BONE------- (1:00:35 AM): ass
BONE------- (1:00:48 AM): Youve never heard of Denver?
Tork***** (1:00:55 AM): Davidsonville, MD
Tork***** (1:01:02 AM): according to mapquest it does exist
Tork***** (1:01:48 AM): wow and it's only 34 minutes away
Tork***** (1:01:59 AM): maybe i shouldnt't have blown her off lol
BONE------- (1:02:29 AM): yourrre such a tool
Tork***** (1:02:44 AM): whoops that's a fuckup on my part
Tork***** (1:02:50 AM): she was very fuckable
Tork***** (1:09:27 AM): awww
Tork***** (1:09:38 AM): i got mascara all over my shoulder
Tork***** (1:09:51 AM): this chick was digging me man
BONE------- (1:09:54 AM): sucks to be you.....
Tork***** (1:09:59 AM): i fucked up
Tork***** (1:11:56 AM): man i wasn't too drunk to realize what's going on at Jillian's
Tork***** (1:12:06 AM): they're changing it into a Dave & Buster's
Tork***** (1:12:07 AM): 
BONE------- (1:12:11 AM): bastards
Tork***** (1:12:31 AM): they'd better keep that damn club open
BONE------- (1:12:53 AM): Id be afraid if I was you...............
Tork***** (1:13:02 AM): although thanks to the internet, I have connections at a few go-go spots lol
Tork***** (1:13:22 AM): but most of them are in the hood lol
Tork***** (1:13:25 AM): i'm scared
Tork***** (1:13:26 AM): lol
Tork***** (1:13:54 AM): dammit Davidsonville Maryland
Tork***** (1:13:56 AM): who knew?
Tork***** (1:13:59 AM): she was hot!
Tork***** (1:14:21 AM): i told her i was from Oxon Hill and she said "Oh you're from PG!"
Tork***** (1:14:32 AM): lol universally respected lol
BONE------- (1:14:47 AM): PG?
Tork***** (1:15:04 AM): Prince George's County
BONE------- (1:15:09 AM): ahso... I knew that
Tork***** (1:15:15 AM): higher crime rate than DC
Tork***** (1:15:27 AM): because they're closing all of the projects in DC
Tork***** (1:15:43 AM): and the residents are running to the closest suburbs
Tork***** (1:15:46 AM): which happens to be here
Tork***** (1:16:40 AM): it's getting rough around here lol
Tork***** (1:18:23 AM): it used to be us suburban fake thugs
Tork***** (1:18:28 AM): now real thugs are moving in
Tork***** (1:19:01 AM): and my buzz is wearing off finally
Tork***** (1:19:44 AM): the area by FedEx Field has the most car thefts in the region
BONE------- (1:20:21 AM): yeah fedex employees are known as car stealers....
Tork***** (1:20:27 AM): lol
Tork***** (1:20:50 AM): dammit i need to learn more about Maryland
Tork***** (1:20:57 AM): Davidsonville isn't far away
Tork***** (1:21:00 AM): and she was hot man
BONE------- (1:21:12 AM): and fat! what more do you want?
Tork***** (1:21:35 AM): she was a little thick
Tork***** (1:21:41 AM): just the way i like em lol
Tork***** (1:22:11 AM): she told me i impressed her how i handled her ass as small as i was lol
BONE------- (1:22:38 AM): wtf? shes an odd one... and you let her go... for shame
Tork***** (1:22:48 AM): i thought she was far away
Tork***** (1:22:52 AM): fuck!
BONE------- (1:23:07 AM): I thought you were far away!
Tork***** (1:23:27 AM): now her friends were fat chicks for sure
Tork***** (1:23:38 AM): she was just slightly chubby
Tork***** (1:24:42 AM): perfect for me
Tork***** (1:25:14 AM): dammit i'll never forgive myself
Tork***** (1:25:19 AM): she was hot man
BONE------- (1:25:33 AM): you DUMB MOTHER FUCKING ASS!!!!!! YOU FUCKING BLEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BONE------- (1:25:43 AM): does that help any?
Tork***** (1:25:57 AM): no, i'll go through that until next week
Tork***** (1:26:06 AM): i'll make sure i get fucked up againb
Tork***** (1:26:09 AM): how fun
Tork***** (1:26:10 AM): lol
BONE------- (1:26:26 AM): wtf? you just discovering this? what are you? 6?
Tork***** (1:26:33 AM): leave me alone lol
Tork***** (1:26:48 AM): jillian's is 10X as fun when you're wasted
Tork***** (1:27:05 AM): and the chicks want you even more, who knew?
BONE------- (1:27:25 AM): what isnt? cept maybe tightrope walking
Tork***** (1:27:49 AM): and i learned that Davidsonville not only exists, but isn't that far away lol
BONE------- (1:28:05 AM): Ill tell you who knew.... Dave fucking Chappelle knew, thats who bitch
BONE------- (1:28:35 AM): and I learned your a pussy bitch
Tork***** (1:28:41 AM): fuck you
BONE------- (1:29:42 AM): Im going to post this conversation and then wholl look like the fool!
Tork***** (1:29:57 AM): i don't give a fuck post it!
BONE------- (1:30:09 AM): okay, dont say I didnt ask.. in fact. Ill post this part where you gave permission
Tork***** (1:30:10 AM): i think handled things well
Tork***** (1:30:13 AM): i*
BONE------- (1:30:52 AM): clearly you didnt else youd be in Davidsonville right about now
Tork***** (1:31:00 AM): lol FUCK YOU
Tork***** (1:31:05 AM): in the ass with a shovel!
Tork***** (1:31:29 AM): dammit i wanted to fuck her too
BONE------- (1:31:39 AM): I dont get what was stopping you?
BONE------- (1:31:45 AM): chickened out?
Tork***** (1:31:46 AM): dammit dammit dammit
Tork***** (1:32:09 AM): fuck it, she'll be back
Tork***** (1:32:18 AM): or somebody else will
Tork***** (1:32:28 AM): if they keep the shit open
Tork***** (1:32:34 AM): damn Dave & Busters
BONE------- (1:32:50 AM): HAHAHAHAHAHA! You blew it bitch!
Tork***** (1:33:08 AM): lol FUCK YOU!!!!!
Tork***** (1:33:15 AM): i'm already tormenting myself
Tork***** (1:33:18 AM): lol
Tork***** (1:33:24 AM): i blew it
BONE------- (1:33:29 AM): thats the most pathetic story Ive ever heard....
BONE------- (1:33:35 AM): I mean what? are you gay?
Tork***** (1:33:49 AM): fuck you
Tork***** (1:34:22 AM): she's the only chick i dry humped for more than 30 seconds tonight
BONE------- (1:35:00 AM): man, Im laughing so hard at you Im crying
Tork***** (1:43:12 AM): lol
Tork***** (1:43:21 AM): fuck it, what's done is done
Tork***** (1:43:23 AM): maybe next time
BONE------- (1:43:40 AM): no! there will be no next time, youll never see her again!
Tork***** (1:43:58 AM): fuck her, Jillian's freaks are a dime a dozen
Tork***** (1:44:13 AM): the problem is, will there be Dave & Buster's chicks
Tork***** (1:44:14 AM): lol
BONE------- (1:45:39 AM): Im almost disappointed in you.... cept deep down I new youd blow it...
Tork***** (1:45:51 AM): hahaha
Tork***** (1:45:57 AM): you suck
Tork***** (1:46:19 AM): chicks were all over me tonight
Tork***** (1:46:21 AM): fuck her
Tork***** (1:46:29 AM): she was one of many
BONE------- (1:46:34 AM): Im not the one who who thought davidsonville was a made up place
Tork***** (1:46:40 AM): haha
Tork***** (1:46:45 AM): now i know
BONE------- (1:47:08 AM): and knowing is half the battle...
Tork***** (1:47:13 AM): GI Joe!!!
BONE------- (1:47:18 AM): the other half is to stop being such a pussy
BONE------- (1:50:43 AM): thinking davidsonville is made up isnt just bad... its stupid
Tork***** (1:50:58 AM): i didn't really doubt it existed
Tork***** (1:51:12 AM): the fact that I never heard of it made me assume it was far away
BONE------- (1:51:18 AM): i think you did... it was the chicks way of getting rid of you.....
Tork***** (1:51:36 AM): no, she took aliking to me when i told her I was from PG
Tork***** (1:51:53 AM): because we're thugs
Tork***** (1:51:54 AM): lol
Tork***** (1:52:19 AM): in an arcade lmao
Tork***** (1:53:37 AM): shit, i fucked up
Tork***** (1:53:38 AM): lol
BONE------- (1:53:46 AM): that you did dumb ass
Tork***** (1:54:00 AM): no way around that fact
Tork***** (1:55:15 AM): if i could do it all again
Tork***** (1:55:22 AM): if i knew then what i know now lol
Tork***** (1:55:58 AM): i probably would be in davidsonville
BONE------- (1:56:41 AM): yeah whatever.... given another chance youd do the exact same thing and you know it
Tork***** (1:56:47 AM): fuck you
Tork***** (1:57:27 AM): dammit i'm going to bed
Tork***** (1:57:30 AM): i fucked up
Tork***** signed off at 1:57:50 AM.
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torkworld
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 8:51 am
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Gee I wonder what the last 5 letters of my AIM name is?
I feel very disrespected that I didn't get my own thread for that. And you have to admit that's pretty dang good typing as wasted as I was. Davidsonville... |
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Hybrid
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:43 am
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Christ you must have said "lol" 8 hundred million times! I tried reading all of that. I really did. I think somewhere around 25% my brain shut off and I collapsed into a cold sweat.
Tork you need to start letting the chicks do the blowing. |
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torkworld
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 11:45 am
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bonesquad
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 3:27 pm
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| I think Tork was using so many lol's to try and mask his pain. I mean he did fuck up pretty badly.... Man you're a dumbass Tork... You put this board to shame. |
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bonesquad
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Posted: Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:42 pm
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* bump *
Pretty sad Tork...
But if you really want to laugh, check out posts on some board after Tork made a rare appearance in public at some GoGo venue...
| Quote: | Hahhhhhhaaaaahhhhaaaahhhaaaaaaa!
Please tell me that wasn't really you there tonight.
You got big balls bein a sorry lookin SOB talkin much shit like you be doin. |
| Quote: | | that's mean! i thought he looked way better in person....kind of computer geekish...but still better! |
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Also, it seems starting Monday it's hate on Tork week... link |
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bonesquad
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2005 5:27 pm
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Yeah so it seems my parents got a new digital camera and in an effort to test it out I had to take a few test pictures... Not very interesting, but what is these days. But at least these pics won't install spyware when you look at them, though you may wish they had...
The classic mirror pic...
The classic look how busy I am at the computer pic...
The classic stand by the tree...
The classic look at my chest...
The classic look at my crappy car...
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Conan
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:59 am
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I have a good aim log
StalinsHeros: hey are you going saturday night
PorkChop2569: ?
PorkChop2569: who r u
StalinsHeros: cmon man, hahah, its me frank
PorkChop2569: uhh u hve the rong sn
StalinsHeros: nah man you wrote it down stop playing
PorkChop2569: uhh
PorkChop2569: my name is jeff
StalinsHeros: suuuure
PorkChop2569: and im from pennsylvania
StalinsHeros: i know
PorkChop2569: im in europe right now
StalinsHeros: liar cmon man
PorkChop2569: seriously whever ur looking for this isnt him
StalinsHeros: steve says knock it off
PorkChop2569: tell steve to shove it up his ass
PorkChop2569: this isnt the guy ur looking for
StalinsHeros: ok ill ask you a question
PorkChop2569: yea
StalinsHeros: wheres my tattoo
PorkChop2569: how the hell do i know i dont even know u
PorkChop2569: im frickin 10 yrs old
StalinsHeros: yeah thats what you tell all the ladies
PorkChop2569: oo go fuck urself yea im ten and i get more ladies then u
PorkChop2569: fuck off
StalinsHeros: holy crap man if youre ten why are you swearing
PorkChop2569: bcuase my older brother teaches me
PorkChop2569: and he also teaches me to not tlk to fags like u
StalinsHeros: but youre still talking
StalinsHeros: you shouldnt curse at ppl who make an honest mistake |
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Hybrid
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 9:51 pm
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HOLY SHIT BONE, GET OUT OF MY CAR! Seriously, is that a focus? Same color and all...
Also you used to be so secretive about your mysterious life and now you're more open about it than anyone. Also your christmas tree sucks. Is that even real? |
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bonesquad
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Posted: Sun Jan 01, 2006 10:38 pm
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It's not MY tree now is it. I mean, it's not my tree per say. By which I mean it's not real either.
I guess this is what happens when you try to beak Ted Ferguson's record of staying more than 2 minutes past 5 at work on a friday... |
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NBGreenDay
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Location: Tennessee
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:48 pm
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Man thats some sweet lookin snow. I wish we had snow. Its 70 degerees farenheit outside at the mooooooment. And in the spirit of Bone's picture showin's, heres some shots from a recent Black&Pink party I went to
pimpin all over the world
Caught by the paparazi
REAL COLLEGE GIRLZ 19 19 19 BARELY LEGAL
young elvis
P.S. GO TITANS 3rd round draft pick baby
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Psydd
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:27 pm
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| this thread got ~~gaaaay~~ all of a sudden |
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Conan
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Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2006 3:55 pm
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| I smell frat faggots. Nice minivan BTW. |
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NBGreenDay
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:04 pm
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| Definately have nothin to do with a fraternity |
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