The Kentucky Fried Black Hole
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Written by: DarkWadeX
The following is a piece of unimaginative crap. A bunch of tasteless jokes any moron could concoct without any mental exertsion whatsoever, aka just like all of the other Black Holes. We here at NBrid recommend you just ignore this foul piece of junk and go read the new Straight Outta The Pit for a great article about punk kids who drink lemon lime koolaid.... Since you are still here you might as well read this awful amalgamation of stupidity, but don't say we didn't warn you.....
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Samus has fought many hard battles and faced many challenging opponents: Mother Brain, Ridley, but now she faces a new opponent....THE URGE TO PEE!! It seems her suit was not built with anyway for her to wizz and now Samus must find a way to urinate...AT ALL COSTS. Metroid IV: The Trist To Piss....coming soon to Gamecube!
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Last year the world was captivated by Grand Theft Auto 3, a game that pushed the boundaries of good taste and decency. People wondered what could we do to surpass it, where could we take this bloody and sexist story that it had never been before? Answer: Kindergarten. Presenting Grand Theft Auto Kids! You play as Jimmy, a normal 4 year old with one big difference, he likes to blow shit up and fuck whores! "A horrible, digusting, piece of trash," hails Gamespot! "May the people who created this burn in hell," raves IGN! "Awesome," proclaims Hybrid! Grand Theft Auto Kids... the kids AREN'T alright! Not Coming Soon!!!
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Catholic School Girls In Nbrid...you wish, you damned pervert...
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10 years ago a unique and powerful game was released on SNES...and no one cared. Everyone forgot all about him, EXCEPT him! Lester The Unlikely 2: Lester The Bloody!!!! Join Lester as he goes house to house blowing all his doubters straight to hell in one of the most violent games of all time! This game has every weapon you can imagine!! Wanna kill you neighbor? Buy Lester the Bloody and Lester will personally kill them! Annoying teacher? Lester will cane that fucker in the back of the neck! There is nothing unlikely about him anymore. Lester The Unlikely 2: Lester The Bloody!!
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Now to end this Black Hole. I would like to announce some NBrid News.... Hybrid has announced he would like to be known as the NBrid's Official Pink Ranger.... Klams Killa told me he would like to inform you, the reader, that he pissed in your water, and I am NOT kidding.... I still owe everything I have to the word Fuck.... And finally to anyone offended by this following column, please kiss my ass. Goodnight people.