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Written by: FearTheClown

In the heated debate of which system to get everyone leaves out the PS2.
So I'm going to give some good reasons on why to get a PS2.

A. 15 million PS2's sold worldwide, XBOX's sold worldwide = 0, GameCube's
sold worldwide = as many dumb Japanese as you can shake a stick at

B. Online games already out for ps2 (THPS3), online games announced for
XBOX = 0, online games announced for GameCube = 1 (PSO).

C. Play your old PS1 games on your ps2, play your old PC games on XBOX
(get it? losers), play GC games with a GBA zowwy!

D. Ps2 big games = THPS3, GT3, TM:B, SW:SF, SH2, GTA3 (more than you can
shake a stick at), XBOX big games = DOA3(gee, it looks like the Ps2 and
DC version's of DOA2), Munche's Odyssey (Xbox is so much more powerful
but it doesn't look better than early screens of the ps2 version), Halo
(fight aliens, it's been done), GameCube big games = Luigi's Mansion (if
you're into suckin things that is), Pikmin (no clue what this game is
about but a lot of people like it I guess), THPS3, PSO, Sonic Adventure
2, SMB: Melee.

E. Ps2 can sexily stand on it's side, XBOX is big and black (lol), GameCube
is a purple box with controller slots (sounds like fun).

F. Ps2 has a USB mouse/keyboard coming out for it, XBOX has no mouse/keyboard
coming out period (well, there goes online gameplay, it'll be like WSB2k2
for DC is), GameCube has a funky keyboard/controller that looks like a
bad inter-species breeding session gone bad.

G. With 15 million sold even an idiot like myself knows Ps2 has no chance
of failing, XBOX with 15 pre-orders world wide might have chance, GameCube
has a good shot at being 2nd because of good 3rd party support from Sega
and 1st party support form themselves.

H. Ps2 has a cool name, you could switch the box in Xbox with the cube
in Gamecube and no one would be less the wiser.

I. Good 3rd party support and they practically own square, Xbox is lucky
to get support from Microsoft, GameCube's 3rd party support consists of
Sega.

J. Smackdown 3 for ps2, Raw is war for Xbox, Pikmin for Gamecube, you
make the choice.

K. Ps2 = greedy Japanese people, Xbox = greedy American people, Gamecube
= Japanese people who just try and try and fail and fail.... (j/k you
guys).

L. Will I go to z? No way Jose (or Juana for some of you).

Dear Microsoft and Nintendo,

I am the ps2. Please meet my ass. You 2 will become good friends with
it in the oncoming years because all you will be doing is seeing my ass
in front of you in sales charts. Please begin worshipping my ass. You
may send it flowers but please don't send it to Sega. Sega is bad. My
ass is good. Please do not insert foreign objects into my ass.

Your friend,

PS2's ass